#steve is like what #someone’s playing galaga #wait i don’t know what galaga is #shit what if it’s important #is it a sport #is it a band #is it a board game #like monopoly #(thank god they still have monopoly) #god i’d better just look #it’s behind me isn’t it #there is nothing behind me #GOSH DARN IT 21ST CENTURY
I like how many parts of the movie you realize Thor, Steve, and Loki really do not know what the fuck is going on.
I just want a movie with Thor, Steve and Loki attempting to figure out this century. LIke, no action, no adventure, no explosions. Just wifi.
And then every so often Tony shows up and just rolls his eyes as Loki screams at the toaster, demanding for it to surrender his breakfast.
You guys really just want an Avengers sitcom, don’t you
So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.
That one episode where Kirk teaches Lady Gaga that true beauty is seeing yourself reflected in the bottom of an empty food tray.
Just some tips I’ve collected from the serial killers of tumblr
just reblogging with my original tags because people liked them:
#murder tips #thats an odd tag #just posting a series of murder tips #nothing big #people reblog this #this is gold #COME ON REBLOG #what can i tag this with so more people will see it #murder #killing #blood #i guess #um #stabby stab #shooty shoot #CATCH A MARLIN #okay thats all i gotI think it’s time to bring this back
Also, industrial-grade lye can dissolve flesh VERY QUICKLY. There’s a lot of heat given off while that happens, burning with heat as well as chemicals. This is how you make soap! So yeah… turn your enemies into soap by throwing Lye on them. (preferably after they’re already dead. People can easily survive acid burns, it just disfigures and hurts like a bitch) It’s a fairly inexpensive way to reduce a body down to bones and fleshy slush.
If you feel the need to commit arson as well as murder, you can always wrap their body in an electrical blanket, and light the blanket on fire. Remember only to light in one area - multiple ignition points shows that the incident was intentional…. To make sure the fire spreads quickly, drape blankets for the fire to spread outward, and maybe give them a glass of something alcoholic to spill while they were ‘sleeping’
You could always put the chunks of body in a hospital’s bio-waste disposal. They have to get rid of Cadavers somehow. They put the bits into barrels, then the Barrels are dumped into a grinder at a waste disposal plant - If it comes from a hospital, the people there are used to seeing hands and human bones and occasionally a head from Cadavers. Sometimes a skull will jam the grinder, and they have to poke at it until it goes free and crunches properly.
Anyway, that’d be pretty hard to do unless you worked at a hospital or waste disposal place - both of them are pretty nitpicky about how many barrels are sent and received.
There’s also those car-crusher machines. Put a body in the trunk and Hey! People pancake.
Can’t forget the ‘slip a body into cement between pourings’. I hear the mob favored that technique.
Next week on “I swear I’m not a murderer, I’ve just had very strange jobs, and I write horror stories as a hobby” We can talk about the weird shit that people want to dispose of that can incriminate them as Drug users!
What the hell…
Reaction gifs: John Barrowman pushing his sister out of the way (x)
Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1.
So I heard it’s Earth Day